WARNING

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!

IT CONTAINS 13 OF THE SILLIEST TALES ANDY AND TERRY HAVE EVER TOLD.

TALES SO SILLY THEY COULD BREAK YOUR BRAIN*.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

PUT IT DOWN.

PUT IT DOWN NOW.

BY ORDER OF THE STORY POLICE.

*Unless you don't have one, in which case please disregard this warning.